cellular faux
(n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.
when peggy saw the b-m approaching, she flipped open her lg and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. still penniless, the b-m’s plan was thwarted by cellular faux.
coming from the word cellular, which is another name for cellular phone, and faux, french for false.
a method of avoidal using a cellular phone. this is done usually by sampling ring tones then acting like it’s a call. all of this is done in the user’s pocket if he/she is an expert. otherwise, behind the back.
sarah avoided the jehovah’s witness solicitations on the street because she excecuted a perfect cellular faux, therefore saving a good chunk of time.
see also cellshielding and phonyphone
i don’t care what you call it, my ricky’s starting to really think he’s got some close friends like that.
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