Cellular Goat Stomp
the act of making a chickenhead chew all the gr-ss in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. usually some incentive is needed, hence the stomp.
liv tyler: dad, what’s that girl doing outside?
steven tyler: the mower’s broken.
liv tyler: so…?
steven tyler: i pulled a little cellular goat stomp, so we don’t really need it, haha!
liv tyler: i have no father.
the act of making a chickenhead chew all the gr-ss in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. usually some incentive is needed, hence the stomp.
liv tyler: dad, what’s that girl doing outside?
steven tyler: the mower’s broken.
liv tyler: so…?
steven tyler: i pulled a little cellular goat stomp, so we don’t really need it, haha!
liv tyler: i have no father.
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