Cellulite Eclipse
unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties
tom: “dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar”
pete: “dude, i can’t see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse”.
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