celsey
the most amazing girl you will ever meet.
shes smart.beautiful.s-xy.clever.
she is not the sp-wn of satan.
boys want her.
she gets a lot of boys.
jacob is madly in love with her.
he worships her.
“omg who is that girl? her name must be celsey.”
“wow dude i was with a celsey last night, it was the best night in my life.”
-a person that sucks slot of p-n-s
-is a sp-wn of satan
-will fail in life
-also known to be a lesbian
“dude i swear the girl i was with was a celsey”
” hey why dont you pull a celsey?”
jesus fought an army of celseys in the nile river
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