Celtae


an amazing hippie chick that is too good for any guy in highschool because none of them have beards and she deserves a manly man with a huge beard. has beautiful light brown curly hair and the prettiest eyes. she wants to live in ireland and can sing the most amazing celtic songs. anything but your typical highschool girl. much better than all those b-tches.
she wins at life.
“i think i’m going to move to ireland and find a bearded man to marry.”
“you sound like a celtae.”

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