Centipede


giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. despite it’s impressive length, it’s a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. as quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it’s killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.
even tarantulas aren’t immune from an ambush.
this centipede is a predator…

-hint-: look up centipede on youtube.
enjoy.
ukf: centipede!

-b-ss drops-
4 more definitions
1) a multi-legged insect similar to a milipede.

2) an addictive arcade game from the 1980’s.

3) creatures that inhabit v-g-n-s, making them uninviting according to the joke from the neglected old man murray web page.
women have centipedes in their v-g-n-s!
a crazied alter ego of both spirit and namehunter which is very fun to step on and annoy. inhabits msn and halo and is hated and killed by everyone/everything
centipede was killed by a vechicle
an awsome multi-legged creature that most people hate for no logical reasoning. there are well over 3,000 species of centipedes in this world, many of which can grow well over a foot and a half in length. centipedes are the companions of the elite. any amature trying to handle a centipede will probably get bit; they’ll probably deserve it too.
i have a pet centipede. he is better than you, and your children.
this is an activity between a man and a woman that starts with a moneyshot. after the proper deposit has been made, the man grabs the women by the back of her head and proceeds to knee her in the face until all of her teeth are missing. this should be followed by releasing your partner, then immediately flexing your arms forward and down, waving them open and closed whilst screaming in the deepest voice possible, “centipeeeede!”

in a work environment, when discussing the centipede, it may be crucial to use the lesser known term “arthropod”.
“hey, how did your date with jen go last night?”

“centipede!”

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