Centsative
when a person gets emotional about having to spend any amount of money and then becomes overy cheap to solve the problem.
wife: honey can you get me some tampons
husband: uhhh uhhh sh-t! babe, we still have some paper towels you can use!
wife: wow! your’e a centsative f-ck!
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