Ceptasexual


one who gets turned on by looking at them self.
1) i’m a ceptas-xual because i m-st-rb-t- to myself in the mirror.

2) “i lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it.”
“oh you mean your a ceptas-xual?”
“yeah”
“me too!! high five!”
one who gets turned on by looking at them self.
1) i’m a ceptas-xual because i m-st-rb-t- to myself in the mirror.

2) “i lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it.”
“oh you mean your a ceptas-xual?”
“yeah”
“me too!! high five!”

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