cereal face
noun: an open-mouth smile that shows only the top row of teeth, thereby giving the appearance that the person looks like a cartoon character on a cereal box.
verb: to cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.
tony got a cereal face for f-lch-ng the sheriff’s daughter behind the dumpster at red lobster.
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