cereal liar
when ashamed of eating sugar loaded cereals, some people will lie and say they eat “healthy” cereals.
1. she was secretly addicted to “cocoa puffs” but told her friends she enjoyed “special k”.
2. she frequently bought “fruit loops” and put them into an old “kashi” box because she was on a diet and wanted to hide her desire for kids’ cereals. her pre-meditated deception made her the worst kind of a cereal liar.
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