Cereal Monogamist
a person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.
phil: “hey kara, what do you want for breakfast?”
kara: “i’ve been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and i see no need to change.”
that’s a cereal monogamist.
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