cerebral constipation
the act of completely forgetting the name of an actor, song, book, movie or name of anything that one is generally familiar with. the “on-the-tip-of-my-tongue” phenomenon. the ‘mind-burp’ is the moment of relief, the actual recall. i.e., “aha! i got it! i remember!”
the movie buff had a bad case of “cerebral constipation” as he choked under pressure when the cute waitress asked him for the name of his favorite romantic comedy.
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