Cerebrum Failure
the moment when your brain splits up and fails in memorizing something important, but instead gives you two options which will cause you a huge amount of stress that day, especially when in the office.
john: hey bob, i am going to get some coffee would you like some?
bob: wait john!
john: ???
bob: just f-cking wait man i am thinking
john: about what?
bob: the moment i left the house, i remember taking my phone with me, but i can’t find it anywhere!
john: … so did you lose it somewhere?
bob: maybe. perhaps i just forgot it at home.
john: yeah… or you lost it on your way to work.
bob: ffffffffffffuuuuuuuu
adam: hehehe. what a cerebrum failure..
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