certificatology


the study of certificatation (and other sh-t)
“hey mister, are you sure that you are qualified to be extricating this jar of delicious smucker’s grape jelly from my tender young bunghole”

“why, of course i’m qualified to do this. afterall, i am a self-proclaimed doctor of certificatology.”

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