certified intellectual


1. a college graduate of liberal arts from an accredited university.

2. someone possessing a bachelor’s, master’s, or doctorate degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.

3. one who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.

4. a person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that’s actually productive and not a waste of time and money.

5. someone who thinks an idea such as indian giving is a good idea.

6. a politician.

7. a party p–per.
is dennis coming to the party?

parties bore dennis because he’s a certified intellectual. he’s probably reading the prince or the communist manifesto again…

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