Certified User of New Technology
this is an acrostic term for c-nt. used mostly in technical environments
the boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he’s a certified user of new technology…
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a bowel movement in which your t-st-cl-s are removed after eating taco bell i was sp-nkunkling
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the act of any part of a person’s body to fall out of where it belongs, or a sound slipping out. it may also be a sound effect. my toe just spweeked out of my shoe!
- Patnas Fust
extreme brotherhood in anything you do with one person, that person comes before all else. man i was gonna f-ck this girl but my boy skat called patnas fust on me so i had to get on call of duty 4 to snipe with him in the gr-ss.
- could best
to have done somthing better than others how was it possible that ultima’s powers could best not only that of a modern man of medicine, but that of a priest.
- Squeated
any kind of juicy, or moist object that is foul (past tense) when you juice yourself, unexpectidly. ” oh my gosh, i squeated so hard during that movie tonight, gotta go home and change my panty liner” “the doctor said i have chronic squeating disorder. we cant sleep in the same bed anymore”