certis


certi si basically the short way of saying certified
a: see nathan and rachel have been dealing for 3 years and they haven’t cheated on eachother
b: rahh they’re relationship is certi
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a man with the power to give t-tles on gwj. he also seems to have an afinity for womens underwear.
certis one day will become a fairy princess.

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