cervix service
the act of violent intercourse in which the p-n-s h-ts the cervix, often resulting in extreme pain.
miles: did you d-ck that sl-t h-r- last night?
ben: yeah, i gave her a right cervix service and made her cry.
miles: ouch!! the filthy b-tch deserved it though.
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