Ceviche Robusto


1. (noun) any cigar that has been freshly inserted into, and properly marinated within the v-g-n- of a s-xually attractive, amply aroused woman before being contentedly and luxuriously smoked. an age-old practice first widely popularized by former president bill clinton.

2. (verb) to prepare a cigar for smoking by inserting it into the v-g-n- of a hottie for p-ssy-juice marination prior to smoking.
noun: he opened the fedex envelope to 3 exquisite “ceviche robusto” cigars, lovingly marinated within the tight wet p-ssy of his secret mistress, nora…he looked forward to smoking the first on a balcony overlooking the beach with a snifter of fine port.

verb: though she lived in new york, and he lived in l.a., once a month, she’d warm herself up with a d-ld-, and then ceviche robusto a few cigars to mail them to her lover so that he could enjoy the rush of a fine cigar marinated betwixt her luscious loins…and think of her.

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