CFI


certified flight instructor. a person licensed by the faa to instruct others to fly.
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short for: cl-ster f-ck incorporated

a term used to describe ones workplace when everything seems to go wrong.
i work for a company that is one big cfi.
short for colossal f-cking idiot or
some one who is completely incompetent, says dumb things with out thinking
hugo, you’re looking at me like i just asked you the f-cking square root of something. what did you say to mecklen on the little motherf-cking machine?!

are you a colossal f-cking idiot? (cfi)

a cinammon roll, the roll of the cinammon? that looks like a j-zz. yeah, eastern european j-zz. that looks like some f-ckhead shot his load on a $12,000 calf skin jacket. the twist is it’s my $12,000 calf skin jacket. okay so you got the s-m-n. you got the human -j-c-l-t- that has been allowed to sink in for seven hours, into the fabric f-cking fibers.

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