CFU
cfu refers to a c-level executive like a ceo, cfo, or coo that is completely f-cking useless.
our director of sales would make a great cfu.
short for chromosome f-ck up. used to describe someone with a weird face or body as a result of the unfortunate genes in their family..
“check out that guys nose over there!”
“oh god! major cfu”
compulsive facebook updater:
someone who updates their facebook status more than 5 times a day;
feeling the need to inform everyone of everything you’re doing,feeling and/or thinking about
wow you’re such a cfu , no one really cares that you’re doing the dishes.
cuff, f-ck, uncuff
d-mn, i just wanna cfu that s-xy italian boy
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