CG-70
cg-70: children’s guidance suggested with parents/people over 70
a performance or social event which may be unsuitable for people over the age of 70, due to generational changes into what is considered acceptable and decent. the “cg-70” rating is slightly more relaxed than the stricter “cg” rating, which is a warning that children should exercise caution if parents of any age (including those younger than 70) are expected to be present.
bride: love, our parents are inviting all their friends to our wedding, and, sure enough, since there’s four of them and only two of us, and since they’ve acc-mulated many more friends in the extra decades they have on us, it looks like the average age of the wedding is going to be b-mped up well into the 60’s.
groom: sh-t. i better tell the best man to expect a cg-70 event and tailor his speech accordingly so he doesn’t offend hundreds of old farts.
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