CGB
a saying meaning cut it, gut it, bud it.
yo, you got a blunt? you know what to do… cgb
street slang which stands for ‘can giving bimbo’ used to define red bull wings team members (females with iq less than room temperature) who sample/distribute red bull cans for free to anybody and everybody around annoying them with terrible brand lines like ‘it gives you wiiings’ or ‘can i energize you today?’. you either drink the red bull from the can they give, or watch them haunt you in your dreams if ever you refuse to drink from that red bull can.
mike : oh f-ck, i see a cgb glancing and walking towards us.
brian : f-ckf-ckf-ckf-ck
mike : act cool. act cool. i don’t wanna have nightmares.
cgb : heyyyy!! can i energize you today? you look very tired!!
brian : sure. 🙁
cgb (c-ck guiding brotherhood): a group created by two friends in southern california which its main cause is directing their members in the course of achieving their affairs by planning schemes of different magnitudes and complexities. a state of satisfaction is created by a mutual effort applied by all members, acting in a selfless manner to bring a sense of unity. actions are determined through an adhocratic system, designed to self-adjust to different situations and scenarios.
the cgb has helped me find an attractive mate.
a girl who is so ugly that she can’t go back (c.g.b.)
grenades
lindsay lohan -> after meth
person 1: did you see lindsay lohan on the news last night?
person 2: yeah, she’s turned into such a cgb!
crazy good b-tt secks
nick and sam went into the woods for some anonymous cgbs.
crazy girlfriend behavior
when your girlfriend decides to act stranger than usual and does things that don’t seem normal to others. usually has direct link to a crazy girlfriend your friend might be dating.
kyle: my girlfriend has been acting strange lately
jesse: total cgb?
kyle: got that right
1 – the biggest joke of a rapper on earth. his music is straight up embarr-ssing. just one of the many high school rappers who sucks and probably thinks he’s going somewhere. lawl it’s not happening bud.
2 – smiles like a r-t-rded llama.
3- the result of a r-t-rded camel raping a llama = cgb
4 – a girl’s worst nightmare is waking up to a notification on facebook saying “cgb liked your photo” – he loves har-ssing girls who wouldn’t even get within a mile’s distance of him.
5 – d-ck rides mac miller so hard that mac needed to get a restraining order from him. he’d do anything to get just a centimeter of mac miller’s c-ck in his mouth or up his -ss. his dumb -ss hates on “mainstream” rappers yet doesn’t even realize that mac miller is just as “mainstream” as any other rapper.
6 – tattoos don’t make you cool. keep wasting your money
cgb is a f-ggot.
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