shelby: you know what f*ck you!
veronica:all i said was that jamie was cute. you guys aren’t even dating!
shelby:i don’t care! don’t talk to me!
veronica:oh my gosh stop being such a cgcm.
when you call shotgun, but for a threesome. its supposed to mean double penetration, like you get the *sshole. like, when you riding in a car, and you yell, “shotgun!” but its not for cars. its for threesomes. and *ssholes. “yo, kevin, i call shotc*nt on becky!”
a gorgeous girl that can win any guys heart she’s a little emotional but the sweetest girl you can meet girl 1 “omg have you meet that girl ” girl 2 ” ya its she just a marylu”
that one dude who wastes his life on the internet, eats all d*mn day, and is surprisingly not fat. man, you are a total xxskyknight34xx.
meaning: a very small and crooked p*n*s runs through the family and genes my son got the biranavan gene from my grandpa