Chain wanking
similar to chain smoking except it is having one w-nk after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom
a mother will shout up the stairs to her son “get up it is 2pm” and the boys father will tell her “leave the boy alone, he is chain w-nking”
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