chair king


a forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.

-history – the worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of chair king casual furniture store. it is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their “don’t let this person in” list.
“i pulled a chair king in there. you’ll want to use the restroom upstairs.”

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