chair lobster
after long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.
you know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your b-llsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. when you stand up, the b-llsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.
from reddit user /u/moparornocar
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