chair pirating


the practice of stealing a person’s seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.
“don’t steal my chair, bro, i call no chair pirating.”
“i just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!”

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