Chairborne Ranger


a reference to those in administrative duties. more specifically those who completed ranger school and got thier ranger tab just so they could go back and push a pencil for more money.
tom> that guy in ranger school, jimmy, did he go 3/75 ?

sam> yea but he’s a d-mn chairborne over in admin., pushin a d-mn pencil!

(jimmy comes walking by)

tom> hey jimmy, chairborne ranger all the way!

jimmy> hey f-ck off.
derogatory term for military personnel who work at the pentagon. typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it’s like to be a “joe” or a “grunt” and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.
look at that d-mn chairborne ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. he wasn’t even in the infantry!

1) any and all airforce personel
2) a wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many fps
“d-mn johnny is busting out no-scopes left and right” “thats becuase he’s a chairborne ranger”

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