chair’d
when you’ve had a really bad day and you go to sit down, but as you’re in mid-sit, the chair rolls out from under you and you fall flat on your -ss. results: humiliation, injury, possible head trauma. can also be used as a verbal description of anything exceptionally bad that has happened to you.
dude, kay just got chair’d. she’s had a bad day. i should have kicked her while she was down.
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