chairection
the sensation experienced when one sits down after a long day and experiences an erection due to how amazing sitting down feels. this may also be referred to as “chairousal” for females.
girl: “do you have a b-n-r right now??”
guy: “well i haven’t sat down all day and i’m exhausted! i’ve got a chairection because this couch is so comfortable!”
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