Chaka Khan
a loud proclamation, signifying that is time for another alcoholic beverage
“my bourbon on the rocks is empty. chaka khan!!”
a sort-of religious holiday for the non-religious. chaka khan takes place around the first full moon in october, and last 2 weeks (the week prior to the moon being full and the week afterward). it is acceptable to celebrate chaka khan longer, if you choose.
chaka khan is meant for people to have as much fun and enjoyment as possible over the 2 weeks as they can. this could mean taking time off work, as good times can be exhausting and work can be a buzz kill. possibly starting each day with a c-cktail, dancing each night, and wearing feather boas or c-cktail gowns on a monday. it is the practice to treat each day of these 2 weeks of chaka khan as a celebration, and remove all stress, boredom, upset and work from your life.
religion holiday hannukhah celebration religious christmas party made up
employee : “i need to take the next 2 weeks off for religious reasons.”
boss: “what holiday is it? hannukhah?”
employee “no. it’s chaka khan.”
woman: “i thought we were gong to home depot for that thing you were going to install this weekend?”
man: “forget it, doll. it’s chaka khan. i’m doing mushrooms and tripping around town.”
1 : to involve one’s self in a way that hinders or impedes in another’s affairs
2 : to strike one with the opposite foot or ankle in walking or running — used especially on intoxicated friends
3 : to enter into or take a part in the concerns of others
4 : to act reciprocally so as to augment, diminish, or otherwise affect one another
” don’t try to chaka-khan me ”
a term commonly used in replacement of “your mom” in the bay area.
chaka khan goes to college.
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