when ya bust it on a 40 year old hooker
jim- “hey bob did you chalky milk last night?”
logan- “yeaaahhh boiiiiiii”
pretty, smart and outgoing. mouth is outta control and att-tude is bigger! will tell you how it is. great friend. chariauna is a cool chic.
typing the first and last letters of each keyboard out of sheer boredom. you’ve probably looked at the other definitions for qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq too. “woah! look, i found a new urban dictionary definition! i typed in ‘qpalzm’!” “woah!”
she’s d-mn hot! with her d-mn nice body shape. also had pair of bright eyes and d-mn cute voice she have. she is a good friend you should have. eiraa’s hot! i wanna date her!
has curly black hair. very smart. has a little song with her name that goes “adamary from mexico” to th tune of “avocoados from mexico” omg have you met adamary? you mean “adamary from mexico”
- piping a hot carl
after taking a ‘hot carl’ on ones partner, either partner removes the seran wrap, fondles the contents into an elongated shape, bites a small hole in the seran and decorates themselves and/or their partner. largely considered ‘inside baseball’ within the fecalpheliac community, this is a highly erotic act. in some cases, the elongated ‘hot carl’ […]