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something that you say out loud when someone is bullsh-tting you, or when you simply don’t believe what the f-ck they’re talking about. beware, for the bullsh-tter (aka challenge-artist) may be sneaky about it by slightly tweaking the story/comment to increase their cool-meter. you may also throw out a red flag (like in the nfl) if you have one handy, at the moment that the bullsh-t is dropped on you. you will find that the same people are constantly “challenged”, because they like to live lies, and they feel better about themselves by making up stories about something ‘cool’ that they did, or something ‘cool’ that happened to them.
1.
nick: “what’s up, how was the club last night after i left?”
tj: “oh man, you shoulda stayed…right after you left, i hooked up with like 8 chicks, and they all came back to my place!”
nick: “challenge!”

2.
danny: “yo kid, i just drank a whole bottle of jack!”
chorus: “challenge!”
what is yelled after someone calls shotgun. when a challenge is issued the two battle in rock-paper-scissors best two out of three. whoever wins holds the right to shotgun for the way to the destination. in order to avoid a dreaded challenge he or she has to yell “shotgun no challenge”.
1.
anthony: shotgun.

brian: challenge.

anthony: son of a b-tch.

2.

brian: shotgun no challenge.

anthony: d-mnit!
corporate euphemism for issue, problem, malfunction, or disaster. used by corporate managers as a lame attempt to appear positive in the midst of major problems.
we are having some challenges with our computers, all data for the last three days was lost and cannot be restored.
the nemesis of shotgun where once “shotgun” is called, the first friend to shout “challenge” gets to vie for the coveted front p-ssenger seat via a game of rock scissors paper. can be nullified by shouting “shotgun, no challenge”
friend 1: come on, we gotta go
friend 2: i call shot gun
friend 3: challenge!
a drinking game orgininated in the northeastern oregon town of milton-freewater. at any moment during a party if you’ve heard the word “challenge” shouted you must consume whatever you have in your hand as fast as possible. this is a good way to weed out the p-ssy drinkers who think they’re rugged.

-ssists are also allowed
challenge: straight up

guy 1: dude that chick over there is hot.
guy 2: you should go over there and challenge!

challenge: with -ssist

guy 1: hey chuck, fill in the blank. i _______ you to a dual.
guy 2: is it by any chance, challenge!
1. a term used when greeting someone
2. a fight
1. hey guys! hows challenges?
2. correct me if i’m wrong, but are you asking for a challenge?
what stinkoman asks you if you are asking for, in addition to fighting.
stinkoman says, “are you asking for a challenge?!”

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