challenger motor freight
cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. owned by mr einweeinie (dan einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss bobby can’t go farther than halfayard halfyard.
they sport the usual challenger logo with a red, yellow and blue flag. their yard in cambridge ontario, is based on the same scheme as super dave osborne’s “super dave compound”.
there is a rumor going at challenger that it was named after bob halfyard, who was “challenged” to run half a yard and couldn’t go farther. halfyard was half-challenged!
challenger owns cam ditz (hiltz), again! motor freight (elgin motor freight), motor city s-xpress (mcx) and challenged! motor freight (challenger motor freight).
the challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the b-tts of many jokes. usually they’re called the challenged monkeys, mentally challenged, and challengees.
dan : i drive for challenger motor freight!
man : good for you son! i drive for swift!
dan : swing wide! it’s a f-cking trailer man!
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