cham job
when an individual, typically a woman, gives a handjob over the pants and said recipient believes he recieved a legit handjob
cameron: “hey fellas, i got a hand job last night!!!”
amigos: “oh really, describe it.”
cameron: “well, a young lady i was with placed her hand on my genitals over my jeans! i creamed my pants!!!”
amigos “aww silly, thats not a hand job, thats a cham job!!!”
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