ChaMILFeon


an older woman who is only attractive looking on casual fridays and other dress-up situations. otherwise she is plain and frumpy looking…but does have the ability to blend in as a babe when make up is applied.
i’ve known jimmy’s mom for years and she never turned my crank, then last friday she waited on me at the bank wearing contact lenses and her hair up. i had to fight a public b-n-r because she was so hot…she’s totally a chamilfeon.

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