champagne cork
when a guy is f-cking someone in the -ss, and p-sses inside the b-tthole. as p-ss fills the rectal cavity, pressure builds, and ultimately the cork pops, spewing urine back out the -ss.
wanda was into some kinky sh-t. as i got her in the -ss, i began p-ssing until pop goes the champagne cork and i couldn’t hold it in there any longer.
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