Champagne Floater


the act of carefully dropping your n-ts-ck into a gl-ss of champagne. the effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.
instead of partic-p-ting in the ceremonial toast on new years eve, brian decided to take his gl-ss of dom perignon into the sh-tter and welcome 2009 with a champagne floater.

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