champagne maryjane


she’s the “girl next door” who smokes weed on down low, and comes up with the most ridiculous ideas. she also thinks she’s a f-cking comedian when she’s high af. she basically is.
your girl was a champagne maryjane last night, making s’mores tutorials high af.

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