champagne taste
when a girl acts all sn-bby like her sh-t don’t stink and she is ugly.
damone: “d-mn that hoe is not even hot and she still wouldn’t let me hit it”. terrell: ” yeah, you know sheila, looking for a dude outta her league, she’s got champagne taste and a crater face”
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