Champalagne
fake -ss champange.
tim and betty sat down at the table and ordered a bottle of the finest champagne to celebrate tim’s promotion.
waiter: “would you like to taste first?”
tim: “why yes”
waiter: -pours gl-ss-
tim: -tastes- -makes face of disgust-
betty: “champalagne?”
tim: “why yes betty”
tim & betty: -frown- 🙁
betty: “i did say we should have gone to the restaurant over the road tim”
tim: -sigh-
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