Chandler, AZ


this is a place where dreams go to die. upon arrival, the citizens of chandler collect your soul and keep it in a jar in the town hall. it often has a black hole effect on one’s best friend. in short, chandler, az is h-ll, in fact when you die, if you don’t get into heaven, you pop up back here.
“its going to be like chandler, az, when you have to spend a week with you grandma man”

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