Chandlered
the profound act of being so socially awkward, that sarcasm is the only escape to liberty
famously presented by the character of chandler in f•r•i•e•n•d•s
chandler: (talks to door) i’m funny right
chandler: what do you know, you’re just a door
chandler: you just like knock knock jokes
the door just got chandlered
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