chang scale


the chang scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.

the scale is organized as follows:
0 – sober
1 – semi
2 – subdued
3 – stoned
4 – stupid
5 – surreal
hope: dude, i’m so high

johnna: wait, how high?

hope: i’d say on the chang scale, i’m about a 3.5

johnna: nice!

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