change the oil in the rain
n.) a s-xual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of ky jelly into one of the other partner’s orifices and precedes to f-ck said orifice until such time as there is no ky left.
v.) the act of squeezing an entire bottle of ky jelly into your partner’s orifice of your choosing and preceding to f-ck said orifice until such time as there is no ky left while showering.
kyle: stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.
robert: my g-d man, what did that take, like 4 hours?
kyle: yeah man, i’ve didn’t know my d-ck could prune.
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