Change the Oil


drinking a beer while p-ssing. done to prevent losing alcohol when you break the seal. “changing” or “changed” can be used depending on tense.
“bro, we’ve only had 4 beers and you’re p-ssing? hold that sh-t in longer!”
“dude, don’t worry about it, i’m going to change the oil!”
have s-x, -j-c-l-t-
i changed the oil yesterday.

your too stressed, change the oil.

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