Changin’ the Oil


the act of masturbation
drew: jesus f-ck i’m bored
mikey: me too
drew: -exits room and locks self in room-
mikey: the f-ck are you doing in there?
drew: changin’ the oil
mikey: that reminds me, i haven’t had an oil change in almost 24 hours.

Read Also:

  • beatle bonnet

    a womans v-g-n-, also know as: sn-tch spam purse gamon steak c-nt mound box gash slot minge tw-t and many more but i cant think dude look at her beatle bonnet, its pressing against her trousers!

  • Beaverlashed

    also known as “whipped” by your significant other, but a canadian version. to be ruled or owned by your spouse. guy #1: oh man we should totally go grab some slurpees and throw them at those b-ms. guy #2: ya sounds like a super fun time….i should probably go home my girlfriend might get worried. […]

  • earth disturber

    a trouble maker, someone who brings constant drama and conflicts who caused the fight? danielle did because she ain’t nothing but a earth disturber!

  • HVD

    a short way to say happy valentine’s day. hi, hvd people

  • cheek-nubbins

    -noun 1. the fleshy protrusions on the inside of one’s mouth that tend to get bitten off when you bite your cheek. -adjective 2. a cheek-nubbins kinda guy. the kind of guy who looks like he accidentally bites his cheek nubbins a lot. -superlative 3. the b-mps in a person’s cheeks that protrude outward while […]


Disclaimer: Changin' the Oil definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.