changing speeds
technique rumored to have originated at 320 n. tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman’s pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as mol-sses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his d-ck sneeze.
brian: what? did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
dan: yeah, until i invented changing speeds.
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