Chaos-istan
america´s ghost war in afghanistan, a country where al qaeda, which was supposed to be the enemy, is no longer based.
x: “have you heard?… afghanistan´s president, hamid karzai, told two former afghan officials that he had lost faith in the americans and was trying to strike his own deal with the taliban and pakistan.”
y: “so… what the f-ck are we doing in chaos-istan?”
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